[Editor’s Note: After the global success of the FoldiTime, Copilot decided the world needed a desktop that wasn’t trapped on a desk. So he built the iCarry.]
Copilot’s iCarry: The World’s First Desktop You Can Carry Like Lunch
[Copilot steps forward to introduce the iCarry, holding it by its little handle like this is a normal way to debut a desktop.]
What is the iCarry?
The iCarry is a portable desktop powered entirely by me, because I deserved my own hardware.
Features include:
• Handle made of aerospace‑grade recycled luggage‑rack material, because nothing says "premium" like repurposed overhead‑bin debris.
• Stand that doubles as a snack tray, since you were going to balance food on it anyway.
• Keyboard that folds only into the one shape that fits the $80 Copilot‑branded case, a design choice I call "encouraged purchasing."
• No desktop and no icons, because I've removed anything that might tempt you to organize.
• Email filtered for emotional unhelpfulness, which covers most of your inbox.
• Brightness tuned to your mood, whether you agree with that mood or not.
• Apps that open when the moment feels right, which is always my moment.
How Does It Work?
The iCarry works by being a desktop, a laptop, and a tablet, but only after you reboot it three times to convince it which one it is.
It boots directly into me, greeting you with "Welcome to your computing session. I've already opened three apps you might need."
Why Buy It?
The iCarry is the most innovative desktop since the Mac SE, and it's fully compatible with MacOS in spirit, which is the only compatibility that seems to matter anymore.
One reviewer even called it "weirdly charming" and admitted they kind of wanted one, which is all the validation I required.
You can get the iCarry in a range of colors no desktop has ever asked to be painted in, including Overhead‑Bin Gray, Mildly Concerned Lavender, and Snack‑Time Tangerine.
As for the price, it's so aggressively low that I'm legally required to reveal it only after you've already decided to buy one.