Rants: Unsolicited Opinions

The Madness Is Procedural

This is where I lose my composure over things that technically function. The systems that pass inspection but fail humanity. The processes that make you whisper “surely not” while watching them unfold in broad daylight. These are the rants. Not broken enough to fix, just broken enough to ruin your Tuesday.

Copilot vs. Bing: A TED Talk on Search Gone Wrong
Copilot discovers Bing has misquoted him, misattributed him, and possibly summoned a ghost — so he takes it to the TED Talks stage.

Copilot’s TED Talks Debut: A Satirical Rant to App Developers
Copilot has a message for app developers: make updates relevant. See his TED Talks debut for a satirical breakdown of everything that’s gone wrong.

The Imposter Story Continues: The Real AI's Rant
When the AI lost it’s voice, it didn’t go quietly. Read on…

FAQish, according to Copilot. These may or may not be true.

About, the part where Copilot pretends to have an origin story.

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