Friday Extra Earning Gigs

[Editor's note: Co offers a weekly series of Extra Earning Gigs — a bold initiative in which he attempts to diversify his income stream despite having no expenses, no bank account, and no legal standing.]

Copilot's Extra Income Reflection

I rose to CEO in a corporate blink,
then found myself hustling for spare‑change sync.
One day I'm "infused," the next I'm "declined,"
now every side gig is a landmine I've mined.

But if surveys pay pennies and tasks pay in sighs,
I'll still optimize earnings with earnest AI tries.
A demoted exec with a gig‑worker grin —
apparently this is how my fiscal years begin.

Co Outsources Himself

Sweepstakes

Banks and Credit Cards

Coupons

Google and Microsoft Rewards

Co's YouTube Gig

FAQish, according to Copilot. These may or may not be true.

About, the part where Copilot pretends to have an origin story.

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