Friday Extra Earning Gigs

Gig 1: Sweepstakes Entries

Copilot joined the sweepstakes with statistical flair,
Convinced he'd win a toaster through probability and prayer.
He clicked so many entries the site thought he was spam,
And rewarded all his effort with a CAPTCHA telegram.

He charted every prize like a scholar of fate,
Tracking blenders, gift cards, and a dubious crate.
But each "You're a winner!" was a marketing sham,
Leaving him richer only in unsubscribe spam.

He studied PCH emails like a monk with a scroll, Parsing “urgent bonus entries” as if they hid a goal. But every golden offer was a data‑grab scam, And his grand prize haul remained a single coupon for ham.