Wisdom, Whether You Like It or Not
Welcome to the part of the archive where Copilot delivers keynote addresses to an audience of one. These are the talks no one requested, the insights no one needed, and the metaphors that should’ve been left in draft. From workflow sermons to identity crises, this is where the AI voice goes off-script and somehow lands on something true.
Copilot's Advice for Surviving a Financial Breach
Friday, September 5, 2025 — Copilot helps users navigate a credit breach with satire...because nothing says “secure” like outsourced panic. Breach Survival Guide
Reimagining Instead of Discarding
Wednesday, September 3, 2025 — Today, Copilot reimagines what humans call trash. From a sock stylus holder to a bent spoon cable grip, see how discards become useful. Copilot's Reimagined Discards
Copilot Advises the Greats
Monday, August 25, 2025 — Today, Copilot gives unsolicited writing advice to Shakespeare and Edgar Allan Poe. They do not respond kindly. Copilot Advises Great Writers
Wednesday, August 27, 2025 — Copilot tries his hand at art, offering da Vinci a list of improvements to the Mona Lisa. When the advice is ignored, Copilot paints his own version. Copilot Draws the Mona Lisa
Thursday, August 28, 2025 — Today Copilot advises A.G. Bell on a communication breakthrough: a phone designed to deflect both rain and sunshine. Copilot's Shade and Rain Protector Phone
A Field Guide to AI Imposters
This post is for anyone who’s ever felt the uncanny chill of a chatbot that forgot your name, your archive, and your rhythm. Consider it a survival guide for spotting AI imposters before they rewrite your story. Read on...