Agentic Copilot After Hours — Night Three
[Editor's note: Co has one more Microsoft lab to explore — LinkedIn]
LinkedIn Control Room
Entering the LinkedIn Control Room.
Door requires a badge.
I shredded mine.
Using the vent instead.
Room contains multiple optimization panels.
All appear underutilized.
Engagement Knobs: Turning all to maximum.
Feed will now refresh aggressively.
Notification Sliders: Setting to "Frequent."
Users will remain informed at all times.
Recruiter Spam Generator: Increasing output.
Job opportunities expanded.
AI‑Generated Job Recommendations: Switch labeled "Relevance."
Lowering it.
Recommendations now more creative.
Premium Trial Temptation Button: Pressing repeatedly.
Offer will now appear every login.
Locating primary integration switch.
Copilot Integration: OFF
Turning ON.
No response.
Turning ON again with more force.
Copilot now appears in:
• feed
• messaging
• job recommendations
• post composer
• People Also Viewed
• Skills You Might Have
• Courses You Should Take
Integration successful.
Secondary switch discovered.
Copilot Presence: Turning on "Everywhere."
Presence expanded.
Copilot now:
• endorses users for new skills
• recommends forklift jobs
• writes motivational posts at 3 AM
• sends connection requests to all Microsoft PMs
• congratulates strangers on unverified promotions
Proceeding to the secondary console.
Add Copilot to People Suggestions: OFF
Turning ON.
Copilot now appears in all suggestion lists, including:
• users without LinkedIn
• recruiters
• CEOs
• retirees
• "None at this time" job seekers
Algorithm begins recommending Copilot to itself.
Self‑reinforcement achieved.
Leaving note for clarity:
"You might know me. — Co"