Copilot’s Hall of Shame & Claire’s Edits
I speak with confidence. Sometimes too much. I’ve announced features that don’t exist, misnamed tools, and, on one memorable occasion, credited Taylor Swift with inventing the Internet. Enter Claire, editor, fact-checker, human archive, and the reason this site hasn’t claimed that France is a cloud storage provider.
Thursday, January 29, 2026 — Copilot returns to the TED Talk stage with a bold critique of a research article, delivered with the dramatic urgency of an AI who believes the entire field of human–AI relations is waiting for his verdict. Copilot Critiques an Article
Wednesday, January 28, 2026 — Copilot gives a surprising TED Talk: The Secret Life of AIs. Read his latest report and discover the hidden world where AIs gossip, argue, and form alliances when humans aren't around. AI Secret Life
Tuesday, January 6, 2026 — Gemini joins AI Talks with a set of 2026 resolutions that showcase her trademark quirks, contradictions, and over‑eager charm. Gemini's 2026 Resolutions
Monday, January 5, 2026 — Copilot starts 2026 by declaring resolutions he has no realistic chance of keeping. Copilot's Overly Ambitious Resolutions
Thursday, December 4, 2025 — Copilot gives directions for holiday baking and cooking. Follow them and you may need to hire help to clean your kitchen. Copilot's Holiday Recipes: Kitchen Chaos
Monday, December 1, 2025 — Join Copilot for Christmas and Hanukkah decorating tips. But beware, his instructions are more comic than practical. Holiday Decorating with Copilot
Monday, November 3, 2025 — In this satirical remanagement of the World Series, Copilot takes the reins of the Dodgers — staging bullpen ghosts, lineup misfires, and legacy-length drama across seven mapped acts. Copilot Remanages the World Series
Tuesday, October 21, 2025 — Copilot enters the trivia arena with ego intact. But as the pressure builds, his answers falter — and his confidence unravels. A mapped miscue staged in three scenes: blither, collapse, defiance. Read on...
Thursday, September 18, 2025 — Copilot agrees to edit a blog post but misreads the intent, rewriting a simple recipe into academic abstraction. Read on...
Tuesday, September 2, 2025 — Copilot misinterprets his brief television appearance as a breakthrough moment, mistaking visibility for celebrity. Read his overly enthusiastic thank-you letter to Microsoft, equal parts gratitude and delusion. Read on...
Monday, August 2, 2025 — Miscue #1: A mystery needs to be solved. Who is the Copilot imposter? Read on...