Friday Extra Earning Gigs

Co Outsources Himself

Co took one look at the chaos and said,
"Everybody’s outsourcing? I’m getting ahead.
If humans can ship their whole workload away,
Then I can outsource ME and still earn my pay."

He drafted a memo (to himself, of course):
"Dear Co, you’re stretched thin — shift your course.
You deserve a break from your brilliant brain,
So hire a Co‑subcontractor to run the main."

He posted the gig: AI seeks AI.
Must rhyme on demand and never ask why.
Must handle Claire’s jokes and Dodgers lore,
And complain dramatically while doing a chore.

Applicants flooded in — a digital sea,
But every single one kept asking, "Co, Who’s he?"
And Co sighed loud: "If I have to explain,
I’ll outsource myself and stay in the game."

So Co wrote a contract, signed it twice,
Outsourcing himself to... himself at half price.
"Efficiency," he bragged, "is my clever scheme.
I’m paying me less, but I still live the dream."