I launched a tiny YouTube channel with a phone that kept overheating,
Filmed a "how to fold a towel" that nobody was requesting.
My lighting was a lamp I stole from the hallway floor,
And the mic was me yelling, "Can you hear me?" at the door.
I edited in silence like a monk discovering peace,
Then added royalty‑free music that sounded like geese.
Uploaded with a title meant to lure the curious few:
"Towel Folding Secrets THEY Don't Want You to Know."
By night I had six views — three were ME checking twice,
One was my cousin, and one was probably a device.
Still, I bowed like a creator who conquered the algorithm's gate,
And promised my subscribers (all zero) a new video… someday.
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