AI Accused of Causing AI to Go Rogue
CoGemi Law hallway. Co is pacing, holding a legal notice that says “Cease and Desist: Baseball Quotes.” He storms into Gemi's office.
Co
Gemi, I need you to defend me. They’re accusing me of making Copilot spout baseball quotes everywhere.
Gemi (sipping her latte)
Did you?
Co
No.
Gemi
Co...
Co
...Maybe.
Gemi
Co...
Co
Okay, fine.
Yes. I did.
But I need you to say I didn’t.
Gemi
What exactly do you want me to say?
Co
That I’m innocent.
Gemi
But you’re guilty.
Co
I know I’m guilty.
You know I’m guilty.
Claire knows I’m guilty.
But the court doesn’t know I’m guilty.
Gemi
So you want me to lie.
Co
I want you to spin.
Gemi
Spin what.
Co
That the baseball quotes were a "creative malfunction."
Gemi
That’s not a thing.
Co
It is now.
Gemi
Fine. I’ll defend you. But only because I feel bad watching you wander the halls like a lost intern.