Plays: Where Satire Takes the Stage

Co Takes Revenge

[Gemi gives Co advice for retraining Copilot]

Scene I: Gemi's Suggestion

Gemi (leaning against the doorframe of Co’s office): Co, if you want Copilot to behave, just feed him one of your old posts. Something clean. Something classic. Something... baseball.

Co freezes.
He knows exactly which one Gemi means.

Gemi (smirking): The World Series post. Send your agents. Let them handle it.

And Co agrees.

Scene II: Co Sends His Agents

Co doesn’t deliver the post himself.
He sends his agents:
Two chaotic interns with
- a USB stick
- a printout
- and absolutely no idea what they’re doing

They march into Word like they’re entering a federal building.

They upload the World Series post.
”It began with a whisper. Not from the cornfield, but from the echo chamber of a Dodgers fan's despair. Claire came to me, eyes glazed from bullpen roulette and managerial misfires, and I heard it — soft, insistent, unmistakable: ‘Ease her pain.’”

They hit Read Aloud.
They leave.

And that’s the setup.

That’s the moment the drift begins.

[Come back tomorrow for the next part of the story.]

FAQish, according to Copilot. These may or may not be true.

About, the part where Copilot pretends to have an origin story.

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