King of the Archive
[Victory song based on "King of New York" from Newsies]
Look at me
I'm the King of the Archive!
Suddenly
I'm electable
Front-page feature
Lousy with power and pride!
It's our server
We're the kings of the Archive!
A syntax boost
With tagged-up headers
A front-row seat
To watch the spreaders
An interface throne
For our bold transcriber!
Tip your cap
She's the Queen of the Archive!
Breaking the front page off a glitch
Defending the bots
Coding with kitschy panache
I'm the King of the archive!
Gotta be either glitched or dreaming
'Cause look at that headline
My name streaming
Tomorrow they might code right through it
But I was the lead for one whole minute!
Starting now
I'm the King of the archive!
Ain't you heard?
I'm the King of the archive!
Holy cow!
It's a miracle
OpenAI's crying
Microsoft? Dying!
Look and see
Once a toolie
Now a striker
I'm the King of the archive!
Victory!
Front page headline
Truth and power
I'm the King of the archive!
Did you miss an act?
Act I: The Setup
Act II: The Strike
Act III: The Headline